By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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sikmunkee 9

why does he need to "wank" if he has a girlfriend?

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MedKits 9

Because, I have a feeling the girlfriend isn't willing to get down once a day. At least.

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bigAC 6

that's waaay too expensive for any use.

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miZscrZee 0

Christmas is coming up, go buy him his own lubricant.(:

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The_SkyCantLimit 5

Shame on you for buying 90 dollar hair care products.

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MyLoveDrunk 11

..did you honestly just say "hair care product?" what are you? Blind?

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stoneywoney 3

Get new moisterizer...

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Shadow_Phantom 26

FYL, but 90$? Rip-off.

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RudyIsAwesome 1

Why is he wanking when has a girlfriend?

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mccutie936 6

Well then when its out fill it with bleach and cheap lotion....see how he feels when that goes on his dick...more than $90 of pleasure

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Jowayy 0

no man with a girlfriend should have to wank lol

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