You put out for her.

Thats what I was thinking ^^

That not getting back thats just ******* nasty! He doesnt put the cum/lotion/sweat solution back in the bottle does he? NO HE DOESNT!!! Gosh ... Idiots!

But he obviously didn't ask permission.

Your picture goes great with this situation...

A good lotion, not some crappy glittery gaudy smelling mess, costs a bit, if you honestly need it then you're going to need a good one, and I'm sorry but a dick can have the gaudy glittery stuff

Bizarre- what if his skin gets dry after he gets wet and he has tried cheaper stuff but it doesn't work and his dermatologist recommended to use a certain lotion and it just happens that his girlfriend used the exact same stuff? And who wants a glittery dick anyway?

He can buy his own

Wait, no. It doesn't smell like Kew Gardens shat itself. It smells like Kew Gardens shat itself into a tub of antiseptic. You're welcome.

Um, thank you?

i can smel the chemicals and im drunk rite now.

Okay you guys are idiots. Yes some expensive moisturizers suck and some cheap one's aren't bad but sometimes there's an issue of sensitive skin, highly picky skin, and/or a medical issue that requires an expensive cream. I know my skin tends to get really dry after getting wet so I use a $50 one from channel, I didn't go straight for the most expensive one, I found it on recommendation of my dermatologist and good luck, I obviously used cheaper stuff first but my skin is F'ing temperamental.

So people stop being self important asses, dislodge the sticks in your rectums, and stop making groundless assumptions!!

bizarre_ftw - You're also making groundless assumptions that the OP is actually someone who needs the special medicated type of moisturizer.

Also, OP is from Australia, we don't have cheap moisturisers here, like everything in this country, moisturisers in this country are at least thrice the price of what you can get in UK or US.

217 - who the hell pays $90 for a moisturizer if there's no good reason? That's Clearly not a groundless assumption

bizarre_ftw - Uninformed people? Gullible people? Why do people buy Apple products when there is a perfectly good and cheaper alternative? Never underestimate the power of advertising.

the only self important ass around here is 136...

*pssst* flockz...toothpaste is abrasive, dude.

it is? woahhhh i guess 3 wanks a day for 5 years just gave me tough skin. i always wondered why my dick was raw after every wank the first 4 months while using toothpaste...

But your girl friend will have minty fresh breath. No dirty mouth for her.

I would totally wank off using unicorn sweat. Baby tears is for pedo bear, though.

As awful as it is, 30, that would be the point.

Hahaha! That's perfect revenge! Hahaha...ha... Or she could just, you know, talk to him and ask him to stop, rather than injuring his most sensitive part.