By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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EthanQHarris 3

Why would you spend $90 on a bottle of moisturiser?

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Angelrae 5

well then stop buying expensive moisturiser... simple as that. or buy him a bottle of lube for himself

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sarahbear430 0

Lots of people. I work my way through college at a beauty supply and lots and lots of people are willing to pay that for products that work well.

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reebokkid123 14

Well maybe if you gave him what he wants more, he wouldn't have to wank and then you wouldn't have to keep buying so much moisturizer. YDI op..

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koolkat27 13

at least I'll be um.. soft?

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johncrb 6

You deserve it for paying $90 a bottle!!

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

I wish I had $90 to waste on moisturizer, you know, instead of groceries.

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InuwindoW 13

What you get for paying $90! You're the idiot!

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ThecomingofTan 9

OP, I am going to need the name of this moisturizer for um......my dry skin.

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jobsman99 0

You need to lube him up more with your mouth. And but him some lube. And give him a hand job daily since that us what he likes. And tell him to grow up.

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