By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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pie29302930 0

Go Nucks go! Btw, don't saw swag.

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ackus 0

that's why it felt so good. buy cheaper lotion

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bizarre_ftw 21

Make him buy you 3 more bottles and inform him he's still obligated to get you a Christmas present and tell him to be less of a half wit and think before he wanks

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cryssycakesx3 22

Jesus. did you just get dumped or are you one of those extreme feminist lesbians?

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cryssycakesx3 22

that's creepy on too many levels.

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HU4L188 0

His dick will be as soft as a babies bottom

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cryssycakesx3 22

again. creepy.

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blazer19 8

Keep him satisfied and you won't have to worry about him using your moisturizer..

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aerogxt 7

If you're paying $90 a bottle for moisturizer, you freakin deserve it. FYL.

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