By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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wamebug 8

He definitely won't have a chapped wank now.

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yusaku02 20

YDI for overpaying for something you don't even need...

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japtch 15

How could you possibly know that? Maybe she has a skin condition or something.

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FelixVC1 21

Expensive moisturiser! Buy one for him, one for you, problem solved :P

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Theringking 1

That's 180$ right there instead of 90$. Geez ":P"

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Airman1988 9

thats what you get for getting $90 dollar moisterizer, overkill much?

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perdix 29

You ought to ask him to catch his wanking bounty for you. It's a much better moisturizer.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for paying $90 for moisterizer. Although it also sucks that he uses it for that purpose, especially without consulting you first. But still, more of a YDI because that price is ridiculous, and it's even worse that you actually paid for it.

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White_Knightspc 0

That's an expensive Hand Job...

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jem7vwh 1

2 things why is he wankin off if your his g/f and why are u buying $90 moisturizers or is your name j lo

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