Legitimate question.

It's a legitimate statment.

You are comparing sex with a amusement park, please rethink that

Dude, intercourse is like an amusement park indeed; up and down the ride goes.

#100: That sounds kinda wrong when you have Rainbow Dash as your profile picture (especially with that smile!).

I spit my coffee all over my keyboard and almost choked to death because of your comment (started laughing too hard and it snowballed badly). Thankfully I have one of those washable keyboards.

I dont know how to take this. What is funny? O.o

Apparently I don't speak "asshole" because I totally thought the same thing as #14

88- It isn't "asshole talk" as you so put it. It is simply having a wide range of humor and being able to understand that OP's fiancé was joking.

I think you're the one who missed that I was joking. But I'll cut you some slack since sarcasm doesn't translate well through written text

Yes, let's call off the engagement over one tiny disagreement. Clearly it's the only way to handle this, right?

I really hope the people commenting this shit never get married. If you break off an engagement because of one little attempt at humor that failed, please, do us all a favor, and don't ruin a relationship because someone said something that slightly rubbed you the wrong way.

While I agree this isn't something to call off an engagement, I feel obligated to comment that OP's fiancée might not be joking, and just expect OP to give him head until she heals, in which case OP should break up with him. But I he was joking and not being a narcissistic ass, then her relationship should be fine.

129 that... still isnt any reason to break off an engagement. even if it wasnt a joke, what happened to talking? i personally feel it was an ill joke (maybe he got nervous when she said her cervix was bleeding), but if it wasnt, she needs to sit down and talk to her fiance.

O.o How is you having a poorly picked username meant to make op feel better about the fact A: she can't have sex and B: her partner is an intensive tool?

"Intensive tool" use led to her bleeding cervix! :P corny I know but it made me giggle.

You never know, he might be into that kinda stuff.

Hahaha classic Red Foreman!

I'm glad someone noticed :)

Her husband knows what a cervix is, he was just being a dick.

Fiancé* my mistake

20- I may not be a Stephen Hawking when it comes to vaginas, but if you don't know what a cervix is, and you're an adult, or even a teenager, you really shouldn't be messing around down there anyway in my opinion.

Well damn. Good thing Captain Obvious showed up. I was compelety lost until he commented.

He KNOWS what a cervix is. He's implying that OP should use her mouth instead of her ****** for the next two weeks...

Ahh ****. *shoots self in foot* *bleeds to death*