By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 801
You deserved it 79 047

Same thing different taste

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I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

Comments

Mathalamus 24

well, this is hostile. other people are rather unforgiving. anyway, i do not know the full story, and i just woke up, but if other people are right and you did cheat on her... good luck. you will need it. if you did cheat on her, then pray that you make it out of that kerfuffle without being completely wiped out.

What other answer would there be other than infidelity? He deserves the hostility.

You don't need the full story in this case. He admits to cheating and empregnating the other woman! I guess we found another cheater on FML. Stay away from Mathalamus!

45- obviously he tripped and his dick just landed in her

Mathalamus 24

i do not appreciate that comment. at all. i just dont give enough of a crap about other peoples issues to be all worked up about it. saves so much energy, for more important things in life.

Mathalamus 24

maybe, but i feel the other people are going a little too far to express their utter and complete hatred of the guy. its like they enjoy wasting their energy on trash like him.

Asinger06 1

3 replies from Mathalamus, and that's not a waste of time because they aren't hostile? Ok...

leogachi 15

@61 We found another cheater on FML? Really? YOU didn't do anything except overreact to a comment. While I agree that Op is almost certainly a cheater, there is always a possibility, no matter how slight, that there is another explanation for this FML.

You guys take this over the top. you don't know their lives. they share something to hopefully make your day better, not to be judged by people. like you guys are so perfect. psst. you're not. so lay off! I never cheated yet I have empathy towards the guy and yes this I a very hostile place of comments.

Seriously #185? The whole point of FML is judgement. That's why there is a FYL or YDI button.

We don't need to know their lives to know cheating is wrong. If you don't feel that way..then I really worry about your relationship partners. It's not just that he did something wrong, it's realizing how it affects everyone in the situation.

leogachi 15

@185 Why are you acting like you speak for everyone who has ever posted an FML? Everyone has a different motive for posting. And don't tell people to stop being judgemental when you're pretty judgemental yourself.

no it's a matter of opinion not judging . give the guy a break. I'm sure he knows how this is ND how he feels without people on here telling him to go die. so ur exquizeme, but back the hell up.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

If he doesn't want other peoples opinions on his horrific life choices then don't post it on a site that is designed for people to comment and vote on your life.

Railroader 16

I honestly would punch you if I could. I can't stand cheaters.

Wow, to call someone a bad person is not okay. that's very judgemental of you! he is not a bad person, just made a mistake. the point is you shouldn't judge! but pray or just keep your mouth shut. these postings are to tell of everyday life ND to make you laugh not burn him at the stake. so try watching your words, words do hurt dude.

Ashd09 30

#182 the OP cheated on the woman he promised to be faithful to. Any cheater is a bad person simply for the fact that they don't care enough about their significant other enough to at least end the relationship before they slept with someone else

leogachi 15

@182 If you don't like people judging other people then maybe you should stop judging everyone.

am I calling someone a bad person? no I simply stated watch the word choice. a mistake does notnmake someone a bad person. there is no judgement in my comment. just me being astounded at how hateful people are on here, and yes that was me being judgemental. for someone to tell someone to go die because he cheated. that's extreme!

so what. many people promise to be with people until they die, but they get a divorce. I guess that makes them a bad person too huh.

tarlax 11

People don't choose to fall out of love and want to separate. People do choose to cheat. Yes, CHOOSE. Cheating isn't a "mistake", it's a deliberate act and there's no excuse for it.

Unless you somehow managed to date her, get engaged to her, and marry her in under 9 months, you deserve the hell out of this.

0to100rq 6

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Railroader 16

Took me a second to get the joke.

Railroader 16

really for the downvotes? he was making a joke about the board game. twits.

Plot twist. OP couldn't tell his wife, because he doesn't have one.

Plot twist: That's the idiotic thing I've ever heard

leogachi 15

@162 You missed an entire word in your reply. Consider proofreading if you're going to call something idiotic.

tsunamisurfer08 3

You sir, are the worst kind of person.

Serves your scumbag cheating ass right! I hope your wife finds out and leaves you

Serves you right, you piece of trash.