By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:02 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
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thischick1659 1

Hey, at least you're special ;D

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

With your luck, you should buy a lotto :D

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Comments

Briiyahh 7

ALWAYS use protection you still could've been that 1% oh wait.... You are FYL.

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chellyX92 8

But..the IUD is a form of protection.

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ultra_notorious 26

you know what they say, abstinence is the only 100% effective bc method.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

So is a wire coat hanger.

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Gtaylorfication 0

A nice kick to the stomach works wonders as well :P

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donut_gurl 8

well someone has to be the 1%. my cousin had the same thing happen. it happens.

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supahcoolperson 0

This OBVIOUSLY happened for a reason!! Idk what the reason is though

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jesinuevo 3

I have one too but not prego! It's been three years, plus isn't it dangerous for you. Make the right decision. Best of luck.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

My sister got pregnant while on the pill and while her boyfriend was wearing a condom. Luckily they were engaged and in their 20's

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UltimateGIRness 16

They should name that kid chuck norris

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darkmis1 17

Less than 1% of people on the pill get pregnant. My mom had me while she was on it. If you don't want the kid, but it up for adoption.

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LemonLolly 10

Abstinence is the ONLY 100 % effective way to prevent pregnancy or std's. Take a health class

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Shrike 23

O'rly? You've never heard of rape, I take it?

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LemonLolly 10

I think OP would have mentioned it

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Shrike 23

What's that got to do with anything? You said abstinence is the only 100%-sure method of avoiding pregnancy and STDs, and I commented on that, not OP's situation.

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constipatedlady 0

So? This isn't, FML I thought my IUD was 100 percent effective. This is FML my IUD failed me. Sex is enjoyable and doesn't have to be about procreation, read a cosmo.

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zenrael 21

Put the kiddo up for adoption if you don't want it.

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