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By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

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Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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TurkeyBaconLovin 0

didnt notice the smell?!

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smartiessz 1

shes gonna get cancer from all the radiation. good luck with that

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mrjude 3

The most horrible of women cancers... CLIT CANCER!

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moey907 2

12...really......wow.

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InvisibleReign 0

After the first night of my phone mysteriously disappearing and showing up in the morning, I would be questioning my family. OP, sounds like it's time to have a talk with tour sister. FYL

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briidontgive_ 0

Masturbatin at 12 is normall.. How did u find out?

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

..just give her your phone as a "present" with unlimited vibrations Xp ....and get yourself a new one. Don't talk to her about it, that is unless if she realized you caught her.

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Lufferkinz 0

And there's an incoming call.

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emo_devon 11

OP, just go get her a small vibrator............that way there won't be any more of this borrowing of your phone and her fapping with it

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GetDownCrazaii 5

You got a point but no brother would willingly do that for their baby sister lol

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Atomika07 0

Burn that phone is my advice X(

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