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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

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fadingaway 17

Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:06

''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.

BlaiseTheCraze 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:59

how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think

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thelargestidiot 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:14

at 40, come on be a sport, he's just messing around.

HoneyBall 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:17

you're 16 and still a virgin? gee, that's horrible ¬¬

hollyann777 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:22

I didn't lose my virginity until 21. it's very respectable that you're not just sleeping with anyone who'll take it.

imcutefml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:25

hit me up im in texas :P

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:26

boners, I'm disappointed man was expecting an uber funny comment from you on this one.

rscanlan313 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:28

this is just stupid

Kirsteeeeen 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:31

Not exactly a FML is it? You can do something about it if you want to...

thatonedame 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:32

that'll teach you to answer blocked numbers.

Kirsteeeeen 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:41

What's wrong with being a 16 year old virgin.

generalfubar 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:58

way to let everyone know your a virgin too dumpwad

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