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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

Comments

yayo55 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:49

nice

Sessyann 1

Friday 24 June 2011 1:58

Aww how cute! And @71 Ryan Ross & brendon Urie r adorable

PreludeToADream 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:35

So..? He can wear make-up if he wants.

birdmanflyhigher 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:38

he means to do so， you know

mtaylorpuckerman 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:17

lmao!! omg that's really funny did he really put some on?

wowzersselainee 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:00

that's extremely weird...

zembof 3

Friday 24 June 2011 6:46

keeper

cait_danielle 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:57

are you sure you wasn't on disaster date? lmao

xo_kat_xo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:58

.....did you let him borrow?!

Skatejock21 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:14

why would you get all dressed up for a date? My wife never did when we were dating, unless we went to stage west or a place where it's a must to dress up. There's nothing wrong with regular clothes. I mean, yeah every now and than, sure. But... if you have to dress up for some guy, than he may not even be worth your time. The idea of dating is to find the one person for you that likes you for who you are, and that includes how you dress. - - and for the mascara thing... some straight guys like make up, yeah, it's awkward, but some jobs straight guys have, it's part of their uniform to wear makeup. All in all, that would be awkward to some degree. Did you tell him you used up the last of it for yourself?