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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

Comments

jbswifeyforlifey 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:05

thats my kind of man!!!! loserr

cjgqsmooth 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:05

so you're dating Adam Lambert?

stolencrackers 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:05

I hope you said no. That's unsanitary.

Skeletor916 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:19

Make sure he's on birth control if your date goes really well. Wouldn't want him getting pregnant.

ktsthrlnd 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:34

manscara

ShaliniBabiie 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:35

Hes gay :O Or bi. His friends might be cute ?:PP

Alycidon 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:38

Err... sort your grammar out please.

MufMuf_fml 5

Friday 24 June 2011 0:24

Just because a guy wears make up doesn't mean they're gay. or even bi. >.> some people...

hockey1317 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:53

he forgot his manscara

sarah1741 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:56

he is a keeper make up will be cheepier now that he can pay for most of it but if he starts wearing dresses i would run

Consequences 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:40

As long as it's tasteful then there's no problem.

sadkiddie 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:43

and this is an fml because what? you thought his eyelashes were naturally that long and luxurious?? just remember op, maybe they're born with it...but maybe it's maybeline~