By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

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Jrefinne 7

Aww, how brave of him.

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Emilyinroom483 7

Haha No. **** HIS life for living in a world where assholes like you have extremely narrow ideas of what people of various genders are and aren't allowed to do, say, and wear. **** his life and **** my life, dammit, for all of the people agreeing with you on here and calling him emo and queer and a fag and every other homophobic, sexist, cissexist, ****** up thing they can think of. Not **** your life, just **** you. ****. You.

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Emilyinroom483 7

Why is it that people can post a slew of homophobic, transphobic, and sexist comments that don't get moderated but when I COMMENT on it my post is deleted? I stand by what I said, **** his life for living in a world where people get so worked up about him putting some pigment on his eyelashes.

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Sirin_fml 46

I'll wager because of the homophobic epithets you used. Don't exaggerate; there aren't any such comments left standing.

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Emilyinroom483 7

"did he ask u for a tampon and some midol too?? lol" "should of let him borrow a tampon too." "I hear she's a nice lady" ""hey, after im done with this mascara, can i borrow a tampon? oh wait, nvm, i have my own." Oh yeah, geez, there is nothing sexist, homophobic, or transphobic about any of that.

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Sirin_fml 46

Good lord, if you're offended by juvenile stupidity like that, then you really need to take a break from the internet and have a cup of tea or something. Casting it as vile homophobia, transphobia, and sexism makes you look a bit desperate to be offended. There's nothing to discuss here.

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Emilyinroom483 7

You really have no priorities. Yes, it's transphobic as **** to say shit like that. It's not about whether or not I'm offended, it's disrespectful and degrading to trans people.

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Turbo_Kramit 0

god this generation ******* sucks. when are guys gunna be straight again

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awesomeshay20 6

um...My STRAIGHT male friend wears mascara and eyeliner.

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emdee_7 0

how does that work out....

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Lady98K 4

Ummm...wow. You sure you wanna date him?

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ZeroMachine 3

Little tip: guys who are in touch with their feminine side are better in bed.

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danz123 7

Ah, the classic double standard which allows women to criticize men for wearing make-up as 'gay' 'vain' and 'insecure' yet they wear it themselves. OP, make-up isn't just for women, and if you didn't know that, I'd suggest letting the guy go so he can find someone more deserving of him and less prejudiced.

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Offensive_fml 4

Haha, so true! I honestly find it hard to believe that women use make up because they want it, instead of because they're trying to find a way to hide their flaws. They seem to generalize make up, as in it's lipstick / manicure / what ever they put on, them kids these days, and that it immediately belongs to a girl because of that... well jeans belong to men, so does sports... we can go on forever.

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happy_dino 6

My Gaydar is flying of the charts!!!!!!!

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