By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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lyndifluff 6

the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

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shannonreneee 11

I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

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tr0llz0r 0

The poodle is a noble breed as long as you don't get it styled in such a way that reflects homosexuality in you. As far as it attacking you- you must give off a vibe that says you shouldn't be around. You are your poodle's bitch.

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lyndifluff 6

lol. " you are your poodles bitch" I love it!

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Euronova 0

Where's the 'I don't give a shit' option? Neither of your dilemmas seem FML-worthy. Many dogs occasionally attack their owners, poodles aren't normally security dogs, and unless you take your poodle to get groomed into a faggoty pink monstrosity with hairbows, your fragile masculinity is secure for the time being.

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Irish702 0

Just tell them your gay that would explain it

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cheezybob 0

wooooowwwww, get a real dog not a chew toy

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onikage_666 0

poodles are cool, unless your oneof the idiots who shaves it like a ******* queer clown

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Devin91 20

this isnt much of an FML in my opinion. so you have a poodle who cares?

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