By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

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DarkArbiter5555 10

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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Enslaved 36

"Hey, want to go out? No? What about you? Okay.... And you?"

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DARKDAY07 16

Man I know how you feel I'm going through the same stuff and there is not much you can do about it so tough up and find a girl who can appreciate you

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JadeWinter 16

It's funny how you say "maybe you'll find someone who will appreciate you" but you ignore the fact that he asked out THREE people in one day! Yeah, he totally appreciated the women he wanted to be with. There's clearly a reason they all said no.

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

Maybe 4 is a charm just keep your spirits up and keep on trying

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killerdana 19

Please don't take this advice op

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BananaButt42 9

You sound some what obsessive and desperate. Of course no one will say yes to you if you keep asking out people. You need to make one person feel second to none.

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ChristianH39 30

%100 correct. Why would anyone want to go out with you if you make them feel like they were just one of three options?

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laden_swallow09 34

Life is short, and we all want to play the dating game. Why not date two or three at a time? I mean, it's not like anyone's banging each other at that point… ideally.

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colemarie10 8

Today, I asked out three girls and it still turned out that I have three friends who, despite having no romantic interest in me, still want to help my love life. FML

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kerstileann 26

...and im too much of a whiny douche to realize this. FML

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dragonrider1959 18

To be honest if you're willing to go to three girls in the same day, you are not looking for a meaningful relationship

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movaa 11

Soooo... You asked out three different girls on the same day and all three knew eachother? Hmmm I wonder why you got rejected:-|

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ShenaniganNinja 20

FYL OP. But just so you know, when you're not focused on finding a relationship is when you'll most likely encounter one. It's weird how that works. Women react negatively if you're out to find a girlfriend. If you don't care, that's when they get curious.

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BananaButt42 9

It's more of the case if you are looking, you are showing that you are interested in multiple people as a potential partner when if you aren't looking for someone you find something in common and actually have a proper interest in someone.

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thetoadstool 16

#33: You're spot on. It's all about making people feel like you're actually interested in who they are, instead of walking around with glassy, wandering eyes that clearly show that you're just searching for someone to fill the void. It reeks of desperation and low standards, and the only ones that will respond to it are desperate themselves.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Cause men aren't allowed to feel bad about being rejected. How dare he be upset about that! He should be grateful they even spoke to him!

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killerdana 19

That's not the point 98. It's the fact that he obviously doesn't care about who he dates just as long as he's dating someone

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ShenaniganNinja 20

So? Isn't that his prerogative, just like it's their prerogative to reject him? Who are we to tell him who he should and shouldn't ask out? Are we to shame men for even trying to find a date?

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Look on the bright side, you have three new friends!

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