By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
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Catkam623 27

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

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gc327072 30

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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saffy66 34

Maybe you'd be on a date too if you'd actually answered the phone...

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mangoboy1 19

On the bright side you have a new hobby

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mb2_native 15

Sockapella group anyone? Found a new recruit.

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Jessj958 19

Maybe it's time to find some new hobbies. I am also wondering how old OP is. Nothing wrong with being creative and making so k puppets, but playing with them four hours is a problem. FYL, OP.

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hurleyjoe 8

And this is what crazy looks like ladies and gentlemen. I foresee cats in your future OP. Lots and lots of cats.

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False_Stupidity 41

No, the cats would probably chew up/shred the sock puppets.

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cheertrombonist 9

well don't leave us in suspense, how'd the date end??

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poccocurantes 7

what is it with lonely people and sock puppets? OP look back a week or so and find the lonely sock puppet boy. You can double date with him and his sock puppet. Of course that could be awkward knowing where her mouth has been.

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jogihoppa8343 23

you need to grow up..

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Bodzy81 4

We spend our childhood wishing to be "grown up". In our "grown up" years we find ourselves missing the innocents and freedom of responsibility that most of our childhood provided. KCCO OP

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gc327072 30

Pfft, I never grew up. I still tell people "i banged ur mom" whilst playing Call of Duty.

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LuckBeNimble 19

48- there's a difference between innocent, young-at-heart fun and being immature. last time I checked though, CoD is 17+ so you're good. (; 22- I don't believe "growing up" is the problem. I believe it's the 4hr projection of personalities onto articles of clothing whilst ignoring reality. D: nothing wrong with creative storytelling, just you're cutting it kinda close to crazy, OP.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Well if you were to spend 4 hours outside, doing a course in something or going to a gym or something else you, getting out and interacting with things other than socks, you'd be well on your way in achieving a social life. If you however chose to do nothing of the sort I am not surprised that you are living a pathetic life. You need to take action.

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Dracoboxer357 35

28- I wasn't until you said that. Now all I can think of is Jason Biggs jerking off in one on American Pie. :p Ugh.

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challan 19

It must have been oral. They have those Dick sucking lips.

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Fuji76 15

Unless the elastic is all stretched out at the top, #69! ;)

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