By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 236
You deserved it 5 647

Same thing different taste

Top comments

andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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grazynaanka 0

the point is, he should be grateful that he got anything at all and his parents were there to witness his graduation. it is the norm to recieve graduation presents. however, the way the op worded this sounds like he wanted and expected something a lot more. in all reality, our parents either help us out with college or pay for it completely. student loans and things like that, are based off of parents and things like that. his gift is, his parents probably paid for him to go to college. his gift is, his parents cared enough to keep him on a straight track so he is able to go to college.

i would rather have the fruit than the computer.

was it a golden apple? Anyway, be happy they got you anything. I know my parents aren't going to.

ilovefmlife 0

oh anon you and your millions of fml's. This ones was funny. But not as funny as the other one's though.

waxstigmata 0

your parents are pretty awsome, stop complaining they want you to be healthy, haha

The way parents are now nowdays, if you say you want an apple they'll think your talking about the fruit.

AJComix 0

23, you're a moron. Apples have been right clicking for a decade now. And clearly, there was no NEED to right click before.

LOL! Maybe your parents are just trying to look out for you. You know how the saying goes: "an apple a day keeps the doctor away".

what the ****. at least you got something!

Icalasari 0

#14: So, into vore? Anyways, be grateful. Fruit is damned expensive up here!