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Besides the possibility of pregnancy there is also the chance of STD's. You were an idiot, plain and simple. I hope she isn't pregnant just for the kid's sake.
sigh....this is where stupid conservative abstinence-only education gets america....more sperm is secreted in pre-cum than actual ejaculate even if you do pull out...start shopping for cribs
That's when you headbutt the bitch and splooge in her face. D:<
LOL @ 194 you made my night with that comment
There are some good deals with Huggies Diapers at Wal-Mart (just sayin)
hahahahahahhaahahhaha. wowwww. she's insane. seriously, FYL.
1) Pulling out DOES work, IF you are not in the process of climaxing. Of course, the closer you get to climax, the less likely it is to work. 2) Yes, she may have just been trying to mess with you, but she may also be one of those crazy bitches who sees their kids as nothing but a paycheck. You're f*cked. I had a chick pull this same sh*t with me a while ago. Your best move is to not give her any thought at all, don't let her ruin your life, but also realize you're going to have to come to grips with the consequences of your actions. And DON'T let her tell you it's all your fault....it took the both of you.
this completed my day. i mean i was having a shitty day and to cheer myself up im logged on to fml and as soon as i read this i couldn't stop laughing. "be my baby daddy!" hahahaha dude! thats why you dont have sex with strangers, they might turn out to be crazy people whose soul purpose to get you to get them knocked up. ALWAYS wear a condom. hahaha..be my baby daddy...priceless
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hahahahahaha that is ******
Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.