By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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Gray_fml 0

You now have herpes. FYL :D

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

did you have sex with the octomomcrazy? sounds like it

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KPACOTKA 0

Getting her pregnant is that all you worry ‘bout. Pray to GOD that you did not get STD from her. You soooooooooo deserved this one for sure. PS- I can’t believe this dumb comment received almost 50,000 votes.

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flexi_dancer 0

best fml ive ever read but i really do hope that everything works out (meaning that she's not pregnant) if i was in your situation a guy kept me down, i would have kicked him off and slapped him in the face. lol

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nonymous_fml 0

A part of me thinks you deserved it for being such an idiot to believe that pulling out works!! But she's also an idiot and mildly crazy.

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L4m3r 3

Epic fail, dude. You should've turned the tables and said something like "Don't worry, the AIDS will kill the baby."

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6_21_3_11 3

your comment brightened my day. just sayin'.

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Jack_Of_Spades 0

Oh dude that's horrible. Hope to hell it didn't take... That chick sounds phsyco

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alex_vik 0

Deserved it for having drunk sex.

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