By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

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nightowl713 25

Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

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Demonfish 14

Did you learn nothing from science classes? You need at least three repeats of an experiment to create a reliable average, along with controlled variables and a control group etc :)

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obsydian_fml 3

"Came" to the realization in a most literal sense.

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morgiepuff 14

This FML confuses me. How do you know it's every time if you've only orgasmed once? Did you mean your first ****** during sex?

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wildsweetchild 19

Simple. She orgasmed the first time-got hiccups. Then she had multiple orgasms after that first time (during the same intercourse) and ended up having hiccups. Here came the conclusion.

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CharresBarkrey 15

53 - Hiccups don't usually go away that fast. I think it's safe to say it was the same "batch" of hiccups if your assumption is correct.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Well that's a bit of a hiccup for for your sex life.

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gracehi 31

A spoonful of sugar always works for me!

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btstig 11

Well here's to you getting the hiccups atleast once a day!

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caleigh7 6

How do you know you get hiccups after every ****** if its only happened once?

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matt98_fml 13

At least you don't get the hiccups during sex.

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Pleonasm 35

Until he then finds out that his co-worker hiccups 5 times a day...

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