Kids: Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie...

By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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meaganwas 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:01

You have the best little brother ever.

drybamboo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

That ten year old knew what he was saying. LOL.

Comments

Footie_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:57

Lol, little c-block... But mabye it got things moving (?)

lucie_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:04

This is nooooot a FML. Who cares? ..

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:12

why would you say that to your little 10 year old brother? JESUS. and your gf might like that hahahaha

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:47

#48/49... I don't know about you guys, I like hearing things like that. It's flattering and more than a little hot. Kinda raunchy.

dan81892 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:11

...and that's why you don't tell little kids anything.

zann69 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:22

Your bro DEFENATLY knew what he was talkin about lmao i would beat the shit out of my bro for tht

pb_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:32

Agreed with #77. Not fyl. More Like ilml!

maiden_girl 5

Monday 30 March 2009 2:27

I hope she either jumped your bones or smiled and laughed.

squelchy451 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:23

never trust younger brothers!!! that sucks tho

Vivelle 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:24

:O ...naughty brother! You should get back at him for that >=O. Tell your gf, he's just a h***y little brat :x ...

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