By ThatHurts - 14/11/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 300
You deserved it 34 577

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BoredomCentral 8

Oh man. That sucks. Well, you managed to piss off two people in one night. Good job.

Comments

It's funny. I see it the other way. I think girls think they can do what ever they want to guys. Girls are allowed to punch guys in the face but as soon as a guy goes to punch a girls in the face..... He is suddenly the worst excuse for a man. (I have never hit a girl before just sayin) all I can say is I hate bitches.

yellowzinnias 20

I think this is a sucks...because I'm pretty sure he meant he thought that the butt he was grabbing WAS his girlfriend's. And I commend him for his honesty with his girlfriend, rather than trying to make up a story.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's no wonder guys get a bad rep for being liars with all the assholes on here saying he should've lied in the first place.

aliceperez 6

Mistakenly grabbed it? As in u thought it was ur Gf? Or u were drunk and wanted some ass?

mario1045 0

Wow, grow some balls or get a less manly woman

juanitad 3

DUDE I'm a woman and even i know don't say anything to the GF if it was an accident. You'll only end up in pain

I guess some people just like to be honest and expect people who they trust to understand.

cc_the_beast 6

If my BF came to me with that story the worst I would do would be to laugh at him. People need to chill the **** out.

blackvyper 8

Hope it was an iPhone... they're best for that.

YDI, beyond a shadow of a doubt. I can't say I'm surprised somebody who thought it was a good idea to grab somebody's ass also thought it was a good idea to blurt it out to his girlfriend afterwards. Say you tripped and hit yourself in the face with a beer bottle, you got into a fight with a vagrant, ANYTHING! Not "Sorry, I was grabbing another girl's ass."

Twisted_Angel 17

Dumbass... you deserved it for not knowing the first one wasn't your girlfriend.

stepanek911 1

I literally shit myself after reading this. Unfortunately I wasn't on the toilet. Thanks a lot Raccoon.