By tripb101 - 22/04/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 047
You deserved it 6 094

Same thing different taste

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I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

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it probably means she's cheating on you...

I wish we could have follow-up stories. I'm ready to read how he later found out she was cheating on him and how she's leaving him cause the other guy still likes to take care of himself too.

wowfmlife 0
TryToBeKind 0

On one hand, no woman should have to have sex if she doesn't want to - not even with her husband or wife. On the other hand, no man should have to sit there and not get laid ever because their wife or husband simply doesn't want to. She does need to realize it's not all about her (baring medical reasons) - there is such a thing called lube and sacrificing for others sometimes. Waiting two weeks means you'r enot being a pushy jerk. Use your hand for now, but I'd suggest couple's counseling for lack of sex. if she refuses, then go alone and see if that helps you figure out whether or not to stay with someone

tiltwrestler 0

Dude, #2, really? HIM cheat on HER? I think it's pretty obvious... SHE'S ALREADY CHEATING ON HIM!!! Distancing herself, contempt for him, purposely letting him get the message that she doesn't want him for sex, working out to work on her new self-image to get sexy for the "new guy" (especially a 30 minute workout), etc.... Doesn't this just "click" with anybody else?

tiltwrestler 0

PS if you're fat or unattractive, that's usually the cause. DO NOT LET YOURSELF GO! If you do, the wife will usually get annoyed, and think subconsciously that you "tricked her into marrying you" so you could "get fat on her". If you want to keep her love, respect, and affection... jump on that treadmill when shes not using it and do some hard miles!

#33: Thank you! I was just about to say that. #16: If you're going to criticize another's grammar and punctuation, you should make sure yours are correct.

Haha, #41/42, You are reading way too far into a woman not wanting to have sex. There is absolutely no claim to believe that she is cheating on him, at all. She said she was tired because she wasn't in the mood. That has no more correlation to her having extramarital affairs than to her having been abducted by aliens. And women do not think that anyone tricked them into marrying them so that they can get fat. WTF is that? If women get annoyed when their spouse gets out of shape it's because they're concerned for their health and find them less attractive, they do not conclude that it was a plot to force them into marriage.