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By tripb101 - 22/04/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 943

You deserved it 179

By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 450

You deserved it 9 636

By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 856

You deserved it 45 266

By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 069

You deserved it 7 297

Out of shape

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 579

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 500

You deserved it 9 241

Having fun over there?

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 00:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in quite a while. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I realized I'd been on the elliptical machine for twenty minutes without having actually turned it on. I was just moving the pedals and wondering why I wasn’t getting tired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 212

You deserved it 306

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 651

You deserved it 4 734

By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 968

You deserved it 20 687

By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 705

You deserved it 5 226

powerade 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?

hydronium 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

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FreedomFirst 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:11

Ask her to buy you some **** for your birthday; maybe she'll get the hint.

Dhamy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:13

LMFAO! #14!

MGW501 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:14

I think she's cheating on you, or thinking of leaving. Your 'hinting' might also need a little work from a foreplay front too.........

Dhamy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:19

#24- EXACTLY! She's a meany, and a liar!

bad_karma89 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:47

#46. Trip, buddy. You get angry and call people immature for pointing out your lack of grammatical accuracy in the original FML post, then proceed to list off your resume to attempt to impress us. Please realize that it takes no more effort to write in accordance with the rules of proper English. And I personally don't think that calling people "dipshit" is a sign of maturity. So, if you're going to call people out on not being "mature adults", please take the time to show a little maturity yourself. And, although there will always be those among us who will act immature, it does no good to rage over it, as they will undoubtedly continue to do so. As for the actual FML, talk to her about it. Settle whatever problem is there; it might be something she dislikes about you, or it could be something she dislikes about herself. Don't assume she's cheating on you, and definitely don't start cheating on her. If you can't settle the issue between yourselves, consider marriage counseling.

vitamin_f 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:49

I agree with #31 (the first part of it). I'm surprised it took 31 comments even. That was my first thought upon reading this entry.

Panicattackx5 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:44

How strange, she wanted to exercise, but wasn't horny.

helios_rex 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:48

Bitch is cheating on you!

Dusa_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:10

Wow people are shallow who are saying divorce her just because she's not in the mood. Wives are NOT sex machines who will give out whenever you feel like it, pricks. You need to talk to your wife if there is something wrong with your sex life.

basicperfection 16

Monday 9 September 2013 13:49

How are you getting down votes???

eternalaphrodite 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:17

This does not mean she is cheating on you. She may indeed have been to tired to have sex with you and actually enjoy it/give you any pleasure. But plenty of women can force themselves to get on a treadmill regardless of fatigue, in order to get/stay in shape. Also, she may have given an excuse because (1) she wasn't in the mood but didn't want to hurt your feelings or (2) she was feeling insecure/stressed/etc. which the treadmill might help her feel better about.