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Same thing different taste
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Do you even lift, bro?
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No, they are jerks? Why would you think a jerk is awsome, thats like aaying you would want to befriend a terrorist
She's right. Try not to be a tool if you can help it. You probably are though.
That sucks dude.
Really Sucks man, 1 whole year of pain. :L But don't let your body degrade, keep it! Who knows, someone else might fancy you this new year? :P
Unrelated, idc if i get thumbs downed WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH NYAN CAT THINGY, WHAT IS SO ORGASMIC ABOUT IT THAT EVERYBODY IN JAPAN AND AMERICA WENT APESHIT OVER IT WHEN IT CAME OUT?!?! WELL?? WHY?!?!?!?
I setup an account after reading what you had to say... Either you have had a crush on a random chick and NEVER talked to her, or you're simply lying. Also, to "Muscle-build" for a year with the only goal to impress your crush, well...That just makes you a helpless tool. Instead of spending time on body building, get a job and find out how much it would cost for a ballsack replacement.
Now, now! Just because he was trying to make himself the perfect candidate for his crush doesn't make him a "tool". Yes, he should have payed more attention to the girl instead of how big his muscles were getting. But all he was trying to do was "get the girl".. And it doesn't make him any less of a man. It makes him MORE of a man to try to conform him to what he thought his crush would like. I think it was a very sweet gesture. It's too bad it didn't work out for him.. But hey, nice guys always finish last.. As sad as it is to say it. Better luck next time, OP! Merry Christmas to all of you! :)
He obviously had no idea what his crush "would like"...You also have no idea whether or not he is a nice guy. You're right, he should have "payed" more attention to his crush, or at least spoken to her a couple of times before deciding to dedicate a year of his life to working out - with her being the deciding factor in his decision to do so. Seriously, this was either a troll post or he's a helpless tool. There's really no other option.
91- please continue to plant your little sunshine flower seeds in this field of animal scat. I see what you're trying to do here, and you're on to something. They WILL grow, and in time, it will still be a field of shit, but people won't realize it until they've walked across halfway. That's the best I can do. I'm sarcastic. Compliments are a work in progress. Merry Christmas dear.
92: Last two sentences... Why do that to yourself? Here of all places... What do you think the answer is going to be now? And you posted so well and articulately, you could of been a contender.
92 Ps: IT'S PAID. I didn't see that... You've gone and made my right eye twitch. Posting well with articulation does not account for blazingly obvious grammar errors. Never spell it with a Y again. You may be picked apart by other grammar vultures....
Here comes a grammar vulture; it's could have, not could of, ilovesarcasm...
Okay, I was just going to skim past this until I read "ballsack replacement" followed by #91's amazingly positive outlook on this guy. Desireev, I agree with ilovesarcasm....you're all heart girl! Keep shining, it's refreshing! :D Even saying that, I actually agree with Ghizmo more so, though only just. Negativity aside, the guy should have done his homework a bit better than just assuming hitting the gym will win all. If he was doing it for himself, excellent. For others solely? Sweet....but sad and misguided. :p Just throwing in my humble opinion where it doesn't belong, sorry! :)
At least everyBODY else will be in to you. No? Okay... /cry
That was kind of a weak pun, but no harm done.
Eh, OK... needs a top-hat after it though... (bad-boomp-shing)
97, that's exactly what OP did. She's not into built guys. OP gambled and lost...
Wow 0_0. You're very.... Nice to look at.
But anyways... ilovesarcasm's right.
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She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!
now eat a lot and become "fluffy"