By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Spicy
Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
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courtneyburgessx 18

Seems like you must have a very dangerous weapon down there

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johnjkl 22

I guess your dick was just to big to be taken on the plane

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Comments

lunanight515 7

I had it happen to me before and I was wearing athletic shorts so idk what they thought I was hiding in my crotch I had to get pat down and keep walking through the stupid X-ray thing

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coried91 28

What do your balls have to do with OP's situation?

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shepardkinz 19

Testicles are at the crotch area....

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Did nobody get this joke? People are getting dumber every day.

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Lalala579121 27

OP may have balls of steel. I don't think anyone really cares about 16's balls.

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graceinsheepwear 33

You're packing heat.

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Jryan952015 7

That's what happens when you stuff your underwear to make it look bigger for a girl

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starlandmarie 22

I know it's bulky, but I consider it carry on.

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anythingrandom 23

weapons of mass production are not allowed on the plane, sir.

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anythingrandom 23

Heat seeking missiles are prohibited on the plane.

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vikky538 28

Loaded guns are not allowed in plane sir!

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Tarlachia 33

Serves you right for taking iron supplements!

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