Kids: Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth...

By Nick - 29/06/2012 21:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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Here, have this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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Saturday 30 June 2012 2:38

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

Skittles_Rawr 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 2:45

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

Comments

eccentrix 12

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:19

Without reading the comments and re-reading what she said, I would've assumed she was about seven.

summer49 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:23

How old is your daughter?

mycatsarecrazy 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:32

You're the moron buddy.

firefighterjohn 9

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:09

wow what a *****. how old is she to do that.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:12

How is making a cake and decorating it as a rocket equals *****? ****** are sex machines, OP's daughter doesn't sound whorish.

kitty292 9

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:48

If the daughter is old enough to bake a cake for her brother's party, I'm pretty sure she's old enough to understand that a penis cake is inappropriate for a child's birthday party. That was moronic of her. And nowhere does it say that OP told his daughter that she's a moron.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:45

I started baking around six or seven. And I didn't know what a penis looked like. And I'm sure most six or seven year old girls don't either.

kitty292 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:42

I suppose your parents expected you drop the cake off later too. And I also suppose that on a normal basis parents ask their seven year olds to bake cakes for their younger siblings' birthday parties. Also, if she knew she had to frost it to make it look different, then she knew it was a stupid thing to do.

jayhawkchik 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 8:04

Lol. And just think..THAT'S the sperm that WON!

BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 8:08

My best friend made it a tradition to bake me a penis cake every year...a new flavor each time -.- with filling in the tip:..

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 30 June 2012 8:20

I had a penis shaped cake before.... But that was only because it was the only pan we had to cook with..... Yeah, my father bought a penis shaped cooking pan. ._.