By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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chelly_bee 0

that would be embarrassing but the other people need ti grow up. it is only a fart. everyone passes gas.

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Joseph_Stalin 0

A few Russian scientists would like to speak to you. We are currently making improved gas bombs and we feel you can really help us!

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Efilyn 0

How mean. It's not like those people never fart.

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yeahreally 6

thats funny i woulda laughed immediately..youll be okay

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sramb 0

"And now class, we will practice the 'barking spider' position." *Insert OP's incedent here*

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jkgfdxb 0

that's so ebarrassing op:( one time I took my bestfriend gabe to a yoga sesh and he did the exact same thing except he didn't care. the instructor had to pause the class because everyone else got distracted

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decapitatedME 0

Wow, class move putting your "ex"-best friend's name on fml. Although if farting in public doesn't bother him..... lol. ;)

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, OP.

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jkgfdxb 0

omgosh my mom says that all the timeee

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tzolkin 0

yogis should always laugh at farts, it's not true yoga without a sense of humor...

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Addi123 0

I loooveee your dreads! Not many people can pull them off.

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mikey0505 0

you should have shouted smelt it dealt it gesh

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drakem 7

loud farts aren't supposed to smell I thought

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