By Ear Invasion - 26/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
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KiddNYC1O 20

And uncle Phillip Banks thought he had it bad...

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skittles_fairy07 4

So... Consciences /do/ exist... Was he holding a small umbrella and wearing a top hat?

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perdix 29

How did you make it up to your friend that you suddenly made him homeless? Maybe you could let him squat in your ear, so to speak.

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birdcagereligion 10

Sounds to me like, unlike Jiminy, he really wanted to take this conscience job more seriously, so he tried to get inside your head.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

He just needed someone to talk to and thought you were a good listener.

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U_GotitDude 18

You befriended it?

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kurbanfan 6

How is that possible?

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ariaofdoom 16

That made me shudder... I had a moth fly into my ear and get stuck once, so I know exactly how you feel.

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