By Ear Invasion - 26/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
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testestestes123 4

Those damn cricket pediphiles. Laying behbehs and such. I call that rape as opposed to a lay. Oh wait, you meant lay eggs/have babies...or did you? Either way, I hope it didn't lay babies too. That would be wrong

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buckdharma 37

This explains why everytime op heard the phone ringing, there was no one on the line.

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slowlybreakingme 14

I'm absolutely terrified of crickets. I'd probably cry and pass out. You brave brave soul.

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buddy51 23

OP- Use your asthma inhaler and suck in an earwig to complete your bug collection....

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simply_elle13 5

no wonder you couldnt find the cricket that was keeping you up at night. it was in your ear the whole time.

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ni0ve 9

"I swear I hear a cricket" "I don't hear a cricket"

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bReLiNg 18

Reminds me of the Oogie boogie man from nightmare before Christmas....

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Korosuhito 26

Better out than in :)

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