By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

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Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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FrEsHpRiNcE916 0

like father like son!

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buzzerbeeeeee 0

if you're old enough to have sex you should buy your own condoms. ydi.

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Kanade_fml 0

His dad probably looked at his sons penis few nights before :] but probably forgot his sons size because his not the only boy he has a "close relationship" with? ZING!

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Ludii_fml 0

YOUR* why do people hardly ever get it right? Goddammit

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Ludii_fml 0

YOUR* goddammit did the apple ******* fall on your head

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bobsanction 18

YDI for having a dad with a sense of humor.

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joshp406 0

this is why i use lambskin rubbers, come in 2 sizes: wooly bully and little bo peat

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TOL_fml 6

Haha are you serious joshp406?! omg to funny! anyways op I find this cool in a way. Your dad was probably kidding......or just asking you with a sense of humor so he wouldn't hurt it feelings.

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BadKitty13 28

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! Daddy buys you condoms ????? That is so wrong on so many levels. What is aeven more grosser is that you are having sex with him ------- EWWWWWWWWW !

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TxT 0

How long have you had that condom because when I buy new ones they don't expire for years. Has it been years since you got any or by expire do you mean "ran out of"?

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Thalymor 0

I was thinking the same thing! The expiration date on condoms is 3 years out or something. OP must not be having a lot of sex if he isn't even going through them in 3 years!

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sallen0046 4

A lot of places that hand out free condoms or mail out samples to get you to try their product have older product on hand. Places like planned parenthood, that give out huge handfuls to anyone that asks for them, have boxes and boxes of product sitting in the building and most of the boxes don't have dates so if inventory isn't rotated every time a new shipment comes in they can sit for quite a while. Considering this kid gets them from his dad, it's highly likely it's something his dad had sitting in a drawer for a couple years.

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