59, probably spell check on the stupid iPod. Even I get to lazy to fix it :P

I suppose you two indeed have a close relationship!

sure he wasn't joking dads do dat

"Oh boo hoo, someone made a joke about my penis size. FML" Well, you clearly have insecurities about it if it bothers you that much. And I have to agree, why can't you buy your own condoms? If your dad is gonna buy them for you, he's allowed to make a joke or two. I would.

So what? You wouldn't expect him to buy clothes or shoes for you without checking the appropriate size. If you're old enough to be having sex, you're certainly old enough to go buy your own condoms.

you really shouldn't let condoms get that old, they start losing effectiveness a lot sooner than the expiration date, you gotta use them within a few months of your purchase

It's called a sense of humor. See if you can find one on the internet to download.

why bother? you obviously haven't had sex in a while. condoms don't expire for like 10 years.

38 is gorgeous

wow there are some FML addicts.