By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 239
You deserved it 5 575

Same thing different taste

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Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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That's scary. What would he do if you did something else that pissed him off? Try to find somewhere else to live soon.

SmittyJA24 26

You really picked a winner. Consider getting a place of your own? Then you won't have to worry about body mutilation if you touch his beloved ******* Apple Jacks!!

Solution: Buy your own Apple Jack's To OP: I hope you have a talk with him and sort it all out. To the rest of you here on FML: I am very surprised and a little disappointed that no one used the opportunity to make a joke about how cereal OP's BF takes his AJ's. Maybe he is just crying over spilt milk ?

Anyone that would even say such a hurtful thing wouldn't think twice before abusing you. You should leave.

Wow... Well, at least you know where his priorities are, and they obviously aren't with you! I think it's time you found someone who finds you more important than a box of cereal.

my2centsworth 15

So stay away from the apple jacks. Cereal is serious business.

I think he's serious? I don't know. I can't tell. But all I know is that I wouldn't let no one touch my apple jacks

thats extremely degenerate comment on ur bf part. he doesnt respect as a person. i dont normally say that.. but dump his misogynist ass