By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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inolongercare 19

You picked a real winner there *sarcasm*

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1dvos_grl3 21

Especially since she probably has no where else to go.

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False_Stupidity 41

Now as soon as he starts to share his applejacks with you, you know that it's true love. At the moment, he just likes you.

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MdMan2 23

That's pretty extreme, if I must say myself.

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starlandmarie 22

I can feel the love you guys have. Real special connection. Seriously though....finding another place might be in you and your nipples best interest.

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chocolatelover96 14

I'm British, and completely unfamiliar with what Apple Jacks are. Before I read the comments, I thought it was a euphemism for testicles lol

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NicoleP1993 29

Had the same thing. Actually thought "I thought men liked it when you touched their balls...". Still haven't a clue what Apple Jacks are by the way, but I'm guessing a collectors toy or something?

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CharlieM78 9

It's your choice to stay with a guy like that. YDI if you stay with him

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worldclassrager 39

Apple jacks are the shit...if you like them that buy your own and put your name on it...

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xthealanx 8

Get the **** out of there. Even if he was joking, that's some twisted shit to tell a lover

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