Miscellaneous: Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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kels_bets21 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:24

what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.

yep_me_again 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:41

I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

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noonecaresurfat 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:39

go running or something I'm sick of these boo hoo I'm fat fmls if your unhapy with your weight do something about it don't cry to the Internet

yep_me_again 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:41

I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

bmach 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:43

You have only yourself to blame, tubby.

peanut_dog 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:44

People can be a little more supportive on here. Take your FML as a wake up call and start working out and eating healthy. The quicker you get to it, the easier the weight will come off!

frost_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:46

Then how about you work out and not complain about it on a website that has 50+ other "Oh no I'm so fat blah blah blah, how could this happen?" . If you can put the weight on then you can take the weight off. Enough of the fat FML...

fuckyourdogslife 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:50

YDI fatty.

plexico 3

Monday 29 June 2009 23:50

Start wearing sweats and head on over to Popeye's!

Cannon75 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:03

The gym is your friend.

junomcguff_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:07

You poor sweetie! If you want to talk about it, contact me!

nattylight 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:42

Hey fatty. Go to the gym and stop eating all day on the couch. YDI for being so lazy.

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