Miscellaneous: Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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kels_bets21 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:24

what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.

yep_me_again 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:41

I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

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hotstuff81 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:45

Hey fatass heres a new thing that was just invented the GYM and stop eating McDonalds for lunch every day of the year. #30 thats her fault shes a lazy dumbass. So many ways 2 fix that problem.

MIKENYC 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:49

More ass 2 ****

Impact009 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:57

I'm going to point out the other possible connotation that #1 might not have meant diet by your definition, but that the OP should watch her diet. What a person consumes is very important to his or her health.

soccerboy101 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:03

This isn't even an FML. You'll live with a few extra pounds

KevinC69 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:04

porkey

notapplicable123 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:13

ahahaha ydi No time to exercise? Too expensive to eat healthy? Try anorexia.

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:16

oh how I love the holidays. ..... what'd I just say? j/k

genius_girl16 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:36

oh how I love the holidays.

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:18

I tried working out - typing on FML - but it didn't help.

taskemus 10

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:20

Why is everyone assuming the OP's even fat? I'm very underweight, and I have fat jeans (and would really hate for this to happen to me). Good luck losing the weight! :D

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:23

hahaha that's what i was thinking

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