By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
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3rere 0

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

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plexico 3

You're going to get hemorrhoids from straddling the toilet all day. If you want to get fulfillment from a boring job, do what I do, hang out on FMyLife.com all day! :)

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Darkcloud_fml 0

I've actually been there. I feel your pain. My old job was so boring since i had no internet or anything to break the monotony i spent about 3 hours a day on the toilet

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imamonster1 0

at least you get paid for taking a dump, sounds good when you put it that way

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Silverill 0

people never learns girls don't poop.

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Intellectualist 0

I've been working since I was 15, and never have I ever pooped on the job. I don't likep ublic toilets, they are grosssss.

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moonlight_daze 8

If girls don't poop, does that mean they're full of shit?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Thanks for sharing. Now, go find yourself some Dulcolax.

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Equinox987 0

You get paid for taking a shit. Come on, that's an MyLifeIsG story!

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toink 0

Pulling your tapeworm out for hours too?

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padfoot_fml 0

If you need to take a dump remember Confucius say: He who eats many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. :)

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