By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
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3rere 0

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

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whatever2304 0

yup, your the first person ever to hate their job. fyl!

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plexico 3

I feel like Lt. Columbo because I have more questions. Do you pull your feet up on the seat so no one can see your feet under the bottom of the stall? Or, do you keep multiple pairs of shoes under your desk and change often, so people coming into the bathroom don't see the same pair of shoes all day?

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Intoxicunt 5

That wouldn't work on me, due to the fact that I peer through the crack and try my best to actually make eye-contact...

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lets_be_ian 5

that is the hard way... just take an auto mechanic gurney with you. There is usually always enough room to just roll under the door and see what folks are really up to. And if they are as constipated as OP must be then having a strange person roll under the door while they are on the porcelain alter should scare some out of them... now you have satisfied your curiosity as well as provided a valuable service to the shiter.

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akkid17 0

pure win. u don't need to change a thing

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PlusShipping 0

Woah, I thought I was the only one, I'm in the crapper now...

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lets_be_ian 5

I agree.. break it down and let us know. Do you count dollars per hour on toilet? Dollar per turd? Or perhaps break it down by weight? What exactly is the accepted scale to determine the cost/wage per unit of shit. In fact what is the standard metric unit for shit. Maybe that will help us all figure out exactly how much a "shit load" really is.

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