By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
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3rere 0

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

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plexico 3

So the phrase "Same Shit, Different Day" doesn't apply to you since are continuously trying to make new shit all the time. Somehow, I get the feeling that you are still one of the most productive workers at your organization.

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jonny2x4 0

Many a great idea came from sitting in the shitter.

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xHaniffax 0

I would recommend FiberCon or perhaps Senokot?

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MiniatureMayhem 0

I can't blame you. Taking a crap can actually be pretty exciting sometimes.

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fxdxhk90 0

Hey, great ideas come on the shitter. Did you know that Isaac Newton first thought about the idea of gravity while he was taking a dump?

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thefury 0

I'm in the air force and it's like that everyday

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Wankster 0

WTF this is not a FML! it's a MLIA! I wanna get paid for taking dumps ****** you're luckky

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Shmoopie4 0

That's not a bad way to spend a work shift, in my opinion...you're lucky! I wish I could get paid to take porcelain cruises all day. That would be the life!

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