By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
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3rere 0

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

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Besker 0

"The company makes a dollar and I make a dime, That's why I shit on company time" :P

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History_fml 0

Something about the word Dump. It just makes me Grin.

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feed_the_ducks 0

taking a dump is pretty important, at least your getting paid to do that.

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DresdenB17 0

this is even more funny when you read it while your on the toilet at work, lol

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yeAyeAno 0

easy solution: quit, get a new job. Its not hard, and don't bullshit by saying there is a recession, no excuse. And find something better to do with your time if you have that much free time.

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kukopia 0

ALL that time on the commode and you just now realized that?!??! That's using your brain! You really need to bring a clipboard to work so you can brush up your resume and fill out employment applications while you're in there. Hint; if the stall walls are metal, you can use kitchen magnets and get rather well organized in there.

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rukusrazor 0

Fiber. Eat more of it grandpa. ( I imagined OP as an old man that is a greeter at Wal-Mart for some reason )

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lem0n_fml 0

Just don't poop out a tapeworm at work. That'd be embarassing.

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hottopicthief 0

PTP!!!!! (paid time poopin) the greatest thing in the world!!

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