By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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El_Pwnzor 0

Wow, imagine that..... the direct translation is "pénis".

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Xupz_fml 0

Nah, "robinet" is indeed a word for penis... But it's very strange. More like a metaphor, since indeed as someone said it means water tap. I know absolutely no one who would ever use this word for penis, not even children. Maybe... it COULD be something an old lady uses while talking to a young child to speak of his penis. "Ton petit robinet". It's still weird. Not at all a translation I would use for dick or ****. Sounds even more like a joke. Maybe something a woman would use to make fun of her husband's penis. "On a du mal à dresser son robinet ce soir ?" But that's all I can think of. Anyway noone needs any proof that google's translations are terrible.

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xxwtfwasthatxx 0

LIE penis in french is pronounced cou. no ones name sounds like that.

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Shockvalue 0

Seriously...what is with all these people not reading the comments? Even without reading the comments and not speaking French, it's pretty easy to use your brain and realize that it could be a slang term. After all, we don't have just one word for penis in English, how could people be so ignorant as to believe that other languages do? :P

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crimsongetsu 0

I'm sure that someone out there named dick has a father who speaks fluent in English

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shehasstarryeyes 0

penis in French is penis. lol don't yu think it would be a lol obvious?

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stephiefromfranc 0

hey guys! dont worry about it i'm french and i can tell you that kiki is just a sweet little name in french who means penis or Dick but sweet LOL i agree your Life sucks Man.!

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fml22221 0

woah I'd never go to France

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fml22221 0

woah ur life sucks

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