By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Bekll 31

It's a popular French phrase known in America. I believe it came from a song.

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HeatherXCore 0

Is your name oui oui? :D See what I did there!?!

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ladiesman14 0

i knew a guy from hong kong named Yew Fat Kok.

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Brittney_E 0

and apparently 189, her last name is caca.

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4ube_fml 6

Alright, something's wrong. If the name is "Kiki", that doesn't mean penis. Penis is "Zizi" (kiki is for girls ;) ) Kiki and Zizi are very very childish words for "down there" (penis being the anatomicly correct word). Kiki is also a quite commun name for girls. Like Dick, for men, in English. When you're named Dick, do you always think about "dick means penis in english" ? or Dawn as a name versus dawn the part of the day ? ^^

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4ube_fml 6

(double post >< please erase this)

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Luxen 0

I don't know about French, but actually, "kiki" in Spanish means "to have sex" in a very vulgar way. ("echar un kiki"). I'm Spanish from Spain and I swear it's true xD

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AttitudeMel 4

queue is a slang which means "tail" . this FML doesnt make sense ,his name would be queue wich would be ridiculous.there's no other word then penis for penis in french the only difference we have an accent....

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blushingred 0

congrats in Tagalog kike (kee-keh) i don't know if that spelling is right but thats how you pronounce it... anyways kike is ****** in tagalog... surprise!! hahahahaha fyl :P

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babahm_fml 0

well don't feel Bad :) Kiki is my nickname too and I'm on a French-German Highschool... FML so, you're not the only one out there :)

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