By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 356
You deserved it 3 882

Same thing different taste

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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omg my friends last name means dick in French..and his first name means number one in a different language..

amayaa_fml 7

well my name is ******, vag for short it doesn't bother me much just I go by my middle name in public

MissPurple_fml 0

I've spoken French for my entire life and I have never used nor heard anyone use Kiki as slang for penis. Maybe it's just the region I live in, but nonetheless, your name isn't so bad. I've heard worse. Example: ********. (Shih-theed) I feel bad for THAT guy. You don't even have to know any other languages to realize his life is ******.

But you're canadian... you don't even use "kekette"?

Shopaholic69137 0

just because your dad is fluent in French doesn't mean that he knows what your name means in French.

coffee_princess 0

Stop whining. I'm french and i know a lot of people who has Kiki as a nickname. It's not funny, it's common. I actually think it's cute :)

iCommentFML 0

Lol atleast ur name aint Gaylord Focker

Loool, well, robinet in french is a water tap, google translates very badly :P

Dude, I'm french canadian and I NEVER used kiki as ''penis'', maybe in France they do and your dad didn't know. Or maybe it desn't mean penis at all.