By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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heart_aussie_fml 20

Ahah ! Good one ! #247 Yes it does ! It's a little name used by children mostly

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benny92 0

WTF is your name?!?? the French word for penis is pénis! No parent would call there child that!

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kaytwiztid 0

caca means poop...just lettin ya kno

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Logingo 0

Do you people even read the nickname of people posting FMLs? Her first name is Kiki, which indeed is a way in French, albeit a childish one, to say penis. But yeah, I'm French and when I hear about someone named Kiki I don't automatically think PENIS HAHA! Although now I might.

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soccerbabe555 0

sharmoota- you gotta go to settings, lmfao I love how your name means bitch, I'm Arabic xD

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someone3225 2

#59 you are very pretty.. and op that is hilarious

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Romeo69 0

my name means pussy in Spanish

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Jest_fml 0

There are a few people named "Biloute" which is actually Ch'tis(Some sort of weird French dialect) for dick, just a thought. Be glad wit your name, I know a family with the last name "Neuker", which is dutch for "******", and if you're very unlucky, you might have the first name Dick, gratz, you're named Dick ******.

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ericasavage 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my daddy would hsve never done that to me my daddy loves me

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