By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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heinous966 15

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

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fudgeimout 2

Why don't you just keep thinking it's a bird, just so you can eventually die unscathed by that discovery.

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BlowinChronic 18

One does not simply erase such things from their mind.

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Sai_Run614 7

Lets hope ypu dont have a fetish for birds.

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lexex1 4

Almost as uncalled for as his display picture...

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ThecomingofTan 9

16, what's wrong with having a fetish for birds?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I've noticed this fellow always get's thumbed down a considerable amount just due to his dp. Maybe change it? :)

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blcksocks 19

Mom? Why are you screaming like that bird I used to .... Wait !!

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FYLminesGREAT 5

Well... for me this FML is the part of how you found out. ;O

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ICastillo 24

Damn all this time you thought a bird was singing you to sleep... Well that's a messed up situation

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CuriousAlien 7

So this is how the birds and the bees started.....

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allard 14

OP's dad must've just been buzzing around..

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CuriousAlien 7

And she just decided to fly into his arms!

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah... Orgasms are great when it isn't your mom that you hear orgasming.

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unknown_user5566 26

I guess the silver lining here is that your mom and dad have a very active, happy sex life. Not a great silver lining, but lining nontheless.

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a_lenzmeier 11

I don't see how she is getting thumbed down. Yeah it's disturbing to envision your parents doing the dirty, but at least they are married and enjoying it. It's better than your parents not talking and/or going through a bitter divorce.

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RedPillSucks 31

in this case there is a dark cloud in every silver lining

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olpally 32

Time for a shot of vodka, or twenty...

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sugarshane007 20

And another happy childhood ruined by sex.

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Laurenlou 24

Lol. Children are made by sex. Ironic!

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dswomi 12

My childhood was happy until my sister showed up

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