By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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sammiller4 3

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

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perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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Psiren 0

haha pwnt fat girls need to wear signs to point out which conditions they do and don't have well that and blinkers...

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fmlwinnn 0

15- Asking Alexandria = <3!

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MetalFish 0

FYL OP. I hope that fat bitch falls off her stupid moped again!

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lovesteph3523 0

well she should be grateful that you helped you

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de2391 7

she got called fat i think she got her poor feeling her and took it out on op

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pachecogirl 0

why would you say that? never say that! gosh, everyone knows that.

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kool_me 0

-44 obviously op doesnt know that or else this fml wouldn't be posted! -op learn to be more polite example are you alright mam would be more appropriate

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Person1233 12

FYL. I hate dealing with fat people in everyday life. We should ship them off to deserted islands in the Pacific.

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de2391 7

can make a tv show out of it put them all on an island with no food and make them kill each other for the food

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UnluckyChicka 0

WHAT IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE??? that's so horrible! (btw- I'm not fat, I'm a competetice gymnast, but I also protect peoples rights and you people are bastards)

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