By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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sammiller4 3

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

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perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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WTFreversed 5

lol! sleazy you didn't rub her stomache and said

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mclovin55 0

that sucks!! at least you were being nice!!

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sallen0046 4

That's what you get for assuming someone is pregnant. You can't expect someone to be glad you "helped" them if the first thing you do is insult them.

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Eroe 0

I know what it is, I just find the image of a fat woman riding a moped funny.

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

omg ur display picture is sooo super cute!!! haha

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Eroe 0

Thanks, haha. It's my Pekingese dog who snores during all hours of the day. (:

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jamieboi69 0

pretty sure anyone can ride a moped but it should be illegal for both fat chicks and pregs to ride them... 50/50 on this one UDI caz ur a twit for assuming she prego and FYL because who bashes someone who is just trying to help!?

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thatonedame 6

sadly, no good deed goes unpunished.

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Hughmadd 0

How did the OP deserve it? It's the own lady's fault for letting her weight issue get that out of hand and being such a bitch to someone so helpful.

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Skankles 0

I can't help being fat!!! :(

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honestlove11 0

you're seriously the most ignorant person ever if you think every overweight person is a crazy person shoving brownies down their throat. everyone carries their weight differently. I have boobs, a little waist, and hips. so naturally the extra 3to5 extra pounds I have on my tummy look like a little more. I know some overweight people who take very good care of themselves, they are shaped differently. so shut the hell up, you ignorant prick. :)

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Hughmadd 0

If it's to the point where someone mistakes you for being pregnant, then it's a bit of a problem...

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Hughmadd 0

And when did I ever say "EVERY" overweight person? That's not whom I was referring to. Quit being such a psychopath

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zenti 2

I hope you learned your lesson. Never help anyone.

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honeybunches34 0

yah cuz the whole point of this is to not help anyone.

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yafuckyourlife 4

Why would you ask if the baby is ok? How would the women know that If it's inside of her? D:

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randomness45 2

well he could have been hinting at the fact that she might need to be checked out by a dr, depending on how hard she fell

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