By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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sammiller4 3

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

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perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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varkey 7

WTF? You helped her up and she hit you with her purse? You should have punched her in the face as hard as you could.

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stealthkitten 3

lol the road to hell is paved with good intentions op

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hotchick90037 3

haha #6 you just made me laugh... noggin is officially my new favorite word

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sure_burt 5

You should press charges for assault. She shouldn't be allowed to get away with hitting you because you mistook her fat for a baby.

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Hughmadd 0

This. What she did to you is assault and illegal.

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illmatic2 16

Sure it's technically assault, but it's not that big of a deal. Sueing someone over something like that is childish.

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ghostdude99 0

ungrateful bitch, should have pushed her down after that.

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