Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

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By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else

jm88 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..

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fatality2009 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:20

dude... tht is the weirdest thing to send -_-" and anyways... of course he doesnt wants to have your kids you are a lunatic -_-"

dancin303 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

my friend with depression deals with the same issue. if she ever text her friend something like i love you (something they say in person alot like best friends not like dating) her friend sometimes replies like "are you okay" thinking shes like suicidal. and shes like no im just saying i love you

shmaller 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

Sounds to me like you were drunk.

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

well you just dont randomly say those kind of things and especialy not in a text

buzzy_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

You're 'fessing up your true feelings to a boyfriend of 3+ years, and you choose to do it by TXT ?? I'd have picked a more personal and immediate setting to have that conversation. Like an email or Facebook or something.

stormzaii 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:29

lmao

DaMiz511 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:22

completely legitimate question. you sound like a crazy bitch.

awoodenhouse 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:22

i'm not surprised. maybe because if my boyfriend did something like that, i would automatically assume he was drunk too, and i would most likely be right. i really don't understand what it is with people spilling their hearts over text messages though... couldn't you have just called him and said these things?

shadypalmtree 20

Wednesday 4 June 2014 23:33

boy: I wanna have your babies girl: Ahm are u drunk???

FarFromHome_fml 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 11:38

Or better yet, wait to see him in person! I'm all for boosting friends and partners up over text when they need it, but spilling your heart out that way is a conversation best saved for face to face.

jdsad 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:23

That sounds like something I'd do....drunk. Oh well, he probably didn't mean to hurt you!

blahdeda 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:23

Well..that WAS random. I mean if you've been together for 3 1/2 years, I'm guessing this isn't the first time it's been mentioned that you love him that much. He was probably just wondering what prompted such a long, gushy text. Not really an FML.