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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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That's so lovely!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:05

Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

knights95 9

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:09

But they have cheese in them. Fail.

Comments

marcyfrances 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:39

he is not the love of your life obviously, so lose him now

cumverg 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:42

He gets the Charlie Sheen Seal of Approval. Thus, he's winning. For all eternity.

sweetassugar2 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:43

you want something done right the first time...do it yourself :)

OreoKami 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:48

HOT POCKETS!!!!! YUMMMMM!!!;D

Mr_Narwhal13 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:56

i thought they banned hot pockets

afilingcabinet 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:05

then get your own dam groceries next time

mag4dust 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:07

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nanner6206 24

Monday 20 June 2016 22:27

He should think of someone other than himself. He was selfish and inconsiderate, which is inexcusable; especially with OP carrying his child.

nanner6206 24

Monday 20 June 2016 22:28

He should think of someone other than himself. He was selfish and inconsiderate, which is inexcusable; especially with OP carrying his child. F-HER-L

lisha88 1

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:07

wth smh tell him take it all back and get what u asked for

WhiteBoyThatCan 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:11

every1luvsboners idk why but I love you...

bekster88 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:11

NEVER send a man out for groceries.

geeksaresexy 18

Wednesday 29 June 2011 10:48

I couldn't even take my ex with me never mind letting him do it on his own! He'd sneak things in the trolley like toy cars and one time a doorbell..

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